Scene of the Crime

10/12/08 Collegedale TN
The report just in:


(Cue the dramatic music)
Do you see what I see?
Is that what I think it is?

Yes. That, my friends, is the sight at the scene of the crime.

So who done it?

Well, I am going to guess that it was the Design I students, in the 3rd East Lobby with the Pallet Knife.

And the correct answer is...






Bum bum bum, DA DA!

It WAS the Design students, in the 3rd east lobby with the pallet knife (and tape!)

This was the scene two Sundays ago as the Procrastination Club got together to begin their final projects on value which were due the following afternoon.

During their 16 hour occupation of the premises, spectators could instantly tell which group they were passing by. Some of the signs to look for when watching for a D.S. are as follows:

1. Sprawling messes.

2. Obsession with cutting.

3. And the don't-even-look-at-me-right-now expressions.

It is highly suggested that if you see any of these signs, you bring gifts of chocolate and music. It would also be in your best interest to pour out your greatest sympathies unto this group of unfortunate souls.

Their next meeting is projected to be this coming Sunday. All neat freaks and those with weak stomachs are urged to avoid the 3rd floor lobby at all costs.